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Anti-Holiday Sale

All Merchandise 20% Off or More!

Every Purchase Includes a Free Download of our New Album

ANTI-RECITAL: HARDCORE ENCORE TOUR

ANTI-RECITAL TICKET
Only 30 Seats Available
$150

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ANTI-RECITAL TICKET + PRE-SHOW WINE & CHEESE
Only 5 Seats Available
$300

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GAME NIGHT TICKET
Only 4 Seats Available
$375

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MURDER FOR THE ANTI-HOLIDAYS

THE KILLING PLACE
Digital Album
$9.99*
Free with Purchase of Any Tour Ticket or Physical Item

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MURDER BALLADS OF 1846:
THE DONNER PARTY
12″ Vinyl Record
$30 $24

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MURDER! MURDER! PANTIES
Ladies’ Boy Shorts
$20 $16

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MURDER CHILD SOCKS
Knee-High Legwear
$20 $16

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IN ALL MY DREAMS I DROWN SOCKS
Ankle Legwear
$16 $13

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LAPEL PIN
Classic Logo Enamel Pin
$10 $8*
$5 with Purchase of Any Tour Ticket or Physical Item

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ANTI-HOLIDAYS STOCKING STUFFERS

THE DONNER PARTY BOARD GAME
For 2 – 6 Hungry Players
$65 $52

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COMPASS BOX SET
Numbered CD & DVD Collectible
$55 $44

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PENDANT & CHAIN
The Mark Of Cain Necklace
$20 $18

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A SHIRT MOST FETCHING
Classic Logo Tee
$20 $16

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THE DONNER PARTY LUNCHBOX
A Tin Tote For Cannibals
$25 $20

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12 SONGS OF BAD, BAD MURDER!
12″ Vinyl Record
$30 $24

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THE TRAV’LERS DECK
An Illustrated Card Deck In A Collectible Box
$25 $20

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LAPEL PIN
The Mark Of Cain Enamel Pin
$10 $8*
$5 with Purchase of Any Tour Ticket or Physical Item

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ANTI-HOLIDAY MURDER COMBOS – 25% OFF!

THE MURDEROUS LADY
Lethal Panty & Sock Set
$56 $42

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MURDER ON 12″ VINYL
The Donner Party & 12 Songs of Bad, Bad Murder
$60 $44

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THE ULTIMATE CANNIBAL
The Donner Party Board Game, Lunchbox & Vinyl Record
$150 $110

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ANTI-HOLIDAY SUPER BARGAINS – 50% Off!

BLOOD TRAVELERS POSTER
12” x 18” Color Prints
$30 $15

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A SHIRT WITH A PICTURE MOST DEAD
Messrs. Storm & Tender In Coffins Tee
$20 $10

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BLOOD TRAVELER CAMEO T-SHIRT
Illustrated Messrs. Storm & Tender Tee
$20 $10

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