Where Big Kids “Meat” Real-Life Cannibals

A 60-Minute Game for 2-6 Hungry Players

Are ye cravin’ a sharp-toothed adventure, trav’ler? Then pull up a chair (or six) and get to cookin’ your very own cannibal-themed game night (brunch works, too)! Here’s the American Murder Song recipe.

• • STEP 1: Lure two-to-five souls to your home or makeshift tent.
  • STEP 2: Choose a surface for gameplay (flip a wagon wheel onto its side, stretch a pelt over a countertop … or, if’n yer in a pinch, clearin’ a floor or table will suffice).
  • STEP 3: Set out American Murder Song’s The Donner Party Board Game: a madcap adventure of historical trivia, ruthless smack talkin’, uncomfortable alliances, & unconscionable betrayals. Just beware of the real-life flesh-eaters!

Messrs. Storm and Tender offer the followin’ recommendations for traversin’ the hungry, hungry game trail and winnin’ the “Ultimate Battle Between Food and Evil” …

Pass around the flask (glug!), start your trek into the gapin’ mouth of The Devil in Camp (growl!), & hungrily guard your Fingers of Meat as you go toe-for-toe with The Donner Party (awoooo!).

“I lost a bite from my left foot playin’ this damn game. SNIFF!”

~LITTLE MS. MARY DONNER, after the rescue

Now ring the human supper bell and dig in. May the best cannibal win!

This super-sized game box is stuffed with:

• • ✗ A cannibal’s Survival Guide (detailin’ table manners & rules of the road)
  • ✗ A foldout Game Board with a most lyrical trail
  • ✗ 8 historical Player Pieces (includin’ the likes of The Banished Horseman & Belle of the Wagon Train)
  • ✗ 2 Card Decks (one of Toil, the other of Trouble)
  • ✗ A Spinner (named Doom)
  • ✗ Bony Plate Tokens & plump Finger Currency (served on a communal Meat Tray)
  • ✗ & Several courses of gluttonous original artwork (by Mister Tender)

Made ONLY for those starved for entertainment that’s out of the box.