“Marked” Cotton That’s Itchin’ for a Stitchin’

Murder by the Yard

Trav’lers of the cloth, behold! Before you is an unfurlin’ of Marks, coffins, pistols, skulls, whiskey bottles, & ravens. 100% cotton. Crimson ‘n gold. All dream’d up by Messrs. Storm and Tender!

‘Tis the perfect patterned fabric for homespun wearables and do-it-yerself creations.

Craft a quilted blanket ‘n pillowcase to survive The Year Without a Summer. Or add a tasty trim to a cookin’ apron or table runner for a cannibal picnic with The Donner Party. Even better, stitch a sleepin’ cap with matchin’ pjs for a stay at The Killing Place. Or shrowd thyself in newfashion’d Sunday bests for a sermon with The Seven Deadly Sinners.

“YES, the curtains match the drapes.”

~BETSY ROSS, revolutionary seamstress

Push your imagination and needle to the killer end with this exclusive fabric, and hang, strut, & flag yer creations for all to see. The Messrs. Storm and Tender salute yer artistry!

BLOOD STAIN ADVIS’RY: There ain’t no takebacks and do-overs, nor refunds on paid-fer yards or bolts as they are cut to order. For best results, hand-launder The Fabric in cold water with a gentle, phosphate-free warshin’ agent.