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From The Seven Deadly Sinners Collection

17 Sinful Tracks & a 366-Page Coffee Table Tome

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For Rebels of All Ages

THE GRAVE DETAILS

Welcome to The Chapel of American Murder Song, trav’ler! Your dusty rollin’ pew awaits. Prepare thy soul fer sharp page turns and sudden needle drops.

THE SEVEN DEADLY SINNERS ALBUM

Let Messrs. Storm and Tender buckle you in (click-click!) for an unruly ride (Bang!) through American History (amen!).

Hold on to your petticoats ‘n pistols and indulge in the sidewindin’ sounds of … The Seven Deadly Sinners! Starrin’ John Wilkes Booth as PRIDE, Lizzie Borden as WRATH, H. H. Holmes as GLUTTONY, & more!

The New Album’s choir sings high enough to shatter stained glass, while your low-down fingers burn through …

THE BIG OL’ BOOK OF AMERICAN MURDER SONG

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Shoot open this outrageous anthology of real American crime. Its cover’s kissed with a bullet hole (gulp!) and every highfalutin page is bound ‘n decorated with purdy pictures (gasp!) and notated with genuine songs of bad, bad Murder (faint!).

“They should’ve burned THIS BOOK instead!”
~ELIZABETH HOWE, Salem Witch

This tome is bulging at the spine with:

- ✗ Powdered historical photos from the “presidential” archives
- ✗ Tales & recipes from America’s gutsiest back roads
- ✗ A pocket hymnal (100% bullet proof)
- ✗ 2 foldout maps, so you know where you’re headin’
- ✗ Looney sheet music (by Mister Storm), so you can proudly sing off-key
- ✗ Original art (by Mister Tender) in glorious Technicolor
  ✗ Fill-in-the-blank activities (for your unsober hands)
- ✗ & Lots more stuff … a wagon’s load of it!

Made ONLY for lovers of music, art, & true crime, with a healthy sidearm of rebellion.

THE BOOKMARK

Conceal this 8″ six-shooter within the pages of your favorite tome, trav’ler. Each side of its gold foil stamped barrel is engraved with American Murder Song’s most bullet-proof lyrics, and its grip is decorated with The Mark of Cain.