THE 1ST SINGLE
“An American Murder Song”
A Whiskey-Pulpit Theme Song of True-Crime Hist’ry
NOW SERVIN’
A Hot-Blooded Openin’ Shot
THE GRAVE DETAILS
BANG!
Somewhere, in an America Near You, two silver-tongued devils stand and duel at a tipsy pulpit, preachin’ from The Book of American Murder Song. Their sermons are contradictory, and every word from their mouths is a damn lie. Yet somehow, everything that you’re about to hear … is true.
“Don’t trust THEIR LIES!”
~HONEST ABE, after beholdin’ a sermon by Messrs. Storm & Tender
SPILL WARNIN’: Hold on to yer drinkin’ glass, trav’ler. This theme song is prone to rattlin’ and makes sudden drops.