THE 2ND SINGLE
“Lizzie Borden (Wrath)”
A Big-Dicked Ballad of Female Fury
NOW SERVIN’
The Fifth of The Seven Deadly Sinners
THE GRAVE DETAILS
On June 20, 1893, there was no hung jury. Twelve tail-tucked men unanimously acquitted Lizzie Borden of the murders of her wealthy father and stepmother, both of whom had their faces mercilessly savaged by a hatchet. The jury simply could not fathom so blood-thirsty a crime bein’ committed by a Lady.
But … the Dishonorable Messrs. Storm and Tender do solemnly swear, on The Big Ol’ Book of American Murder Song, that the tuneful testimony yer about to hear is the real, hard truth. All rise! The “crime of the 19th Century” is back in session!
“Here I come, Papa!”
~Lizzie Borden (Wrath), an American Murder Song
BLOOD MOON WARNIN’: The 2nd Single is known to tug at the bodice strings of devoted daughters, transformin’ them into … unbridled American Animals.
